Eli: Mommy it has been a red day and I
still must be able to get candy tonight.
Me: ?
Ei: I had to go to the principal's office.
I got put in time out for playing super hero on
the playground and then Joshua made fun of me for being in time out. I told
him that I was going to come over to his house and slap him.
Me: ?
Eli: Then the teacher sent me to the
principal's office. The principal said it was a saty vilations because I was
threatening another student.
Me: Ah yes, I see in the tri-copy official
paperwork that you have violated someone's safety. They consider this a
verbal threat. What are we going to do now?
Eli: I am really going to work on my new
very dirty looks. My eyes will say what I am thinking. Then I will
blow their minds.
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