Me: Shocking, another note from your teacher.
Eli: Yes, Mommy it has been a red day.
Me: "Extremely inappropriate bodily functions behavior that was disrespectful to the class and to the teachers".
Eli: I was saying "Someone farted and it was stinky".
Me: I got a feeling you were just trying to be funny. Plus, you know she hates the word "fart".
Eli: The teacher says I am the Class Clown and Mommy I am going to be the best Class Clown she has ever had.
Me: I will inform her of your new found position when she calls again.