Someone Farted

Me:  Shocking, another note from your teacher.

Eli:  Yes, Mommy it has been a red day.

Me:  "Extremely inappropriate bodily functions behavior that was disrespectful to the class and to the teachers".

Eli:  I was saying "Someone farted and it was stinky".

Me:  I got a feeling you were just trying to be funny. Plus, you know she hates the word "fart".

Eli:  The teacher says I am the Class Clown and Mommy I am going to be the best Class Clown she has ever had.

Me:  I will inform her of your new found position when she calls again.