Eli: Mommy, we are heading to the Man Cave. Me, Daddy and Dakota are going downstairs to eat pickles and fart. No girls allowed.
Friday, December 14, 2012
Me: Eli what is this?
Eli: It's a Candy Cane letter from one of the girls in my class.
Me: You are super sweet. You are really funny and a great dancer…
Eli: Mommy I can dance like Justin Beaver. Watch this.
Mommy: Uh huh and you are dancing like this in your new school?
Eli: Oh yeah baby. Boom.
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
Eli: Mommy who is the best boy in the whole wide world?
Me: Hummmm…Who is the best Mommy in the whole wide world?
Eli: Jake, Ben and Joe's Mommy.
Me: Oh Aunt Lee Lee is number one. Then who is number two?
Eli: The Mommy of Jesus.
Me: Okay I can't compete with that one. Who is number three?
Me: Can I at least make it in the top five?
Eli: Fourth is that woman who owned my old daycare.
Me: Mrs. Tatum? Not sure I want to know who number five is now.
Eli: I will let you be number five Mommy. You are at the bottom of my list.
Thursday, December 6, 2012
Me: How was school today?
Eli: I got lots of friends now and the girls really like me. One of them doesn't like me though.
Me: What did you do?
Eli: I was trying to talk to her and I said "But" but she thought I called her a "Butt". She said she wasn't talking to me anymore and then I said "But" and she thought I called her a "Butt" again.
Me: Welcome to the world of girls.