Wednesday, August 21, 2013

To Have and to Hold

Me:  Eli, when we get home you are going straight to bed because it is past your bedtime.

Eli:  I want to go to the bookstore.

Daddy:  Eli, Mommy doesn't want to go to the bookstore and you are going to bed.

Eli:  You should have married that other woman.

Me:  What?

Eli:  Daddy should have married that other woman because she would have let me go to the bookstore.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Mirror Mirror on the Wall

Me:  Eli what is this?

Eli:  That's me.

Me:  Well you have blond hair and in this picture you have snakes on your head.

Eli:  That's what I want to look like Mommy.  I know I am cuter in real life.

Me:  I'm sure they are now taking applications for a child psychologist at your school.

Monday, August 12, 2013

Bad boys bad boys watcha gonna do?

Eli:  This Cops TV show is good.

Me:  You really don't need to be watching this.

Eli:  I like it.

Me:  See why you need to keep your hands to yourself?

Eli:  Was it like this when you got arrested Mommy?

Me:  What?!

Eli:  I know you woman.