New Kid on the Block

Me:  Well how was the first day at your new school?

Eli:  Lunch was awesome and then I met some bullies. They let me on their team and then kicked me off their team. The girls let me on their team.  I played with them.  They were really nice but kept telling me what to do all the time.

Me: Keep up the good work.  It will pay off in about 10 years.

Eli:  Mommy, I am sexy and I know it.