Me: See you decorated an Easter egg at school.
Eli: Yep, isn’t it awesome?
Me: Can’t say I have ever seen a design like this on an egg.
Eli: Well, at the top is Donald Trump and it says “Boo” and “Moo”.
Me: It looks like him. Why “Moo”?
Eli: Because it sounds like that when everyone yells “Boo”.
Eli: The money in the middle says “In Pre-K we don’t trust”.
Me: Yes, see the baby drawn in the middle of the dollar bill.
Eli: Stay calm so drink your coffee at the bottom and Jesus on one side and the other side is “Under Construction”.
Me: So you went for the political/social commentary design?
Eli: That’s how I roll Mommy.