Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Digging for Gold

Eli:  Mommy I pulled the biggest booger out of my nose!

Me:  Get a tissue.

Eli:  No need, I put it in the carpet.

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Dirty Digits

Eli:  Mommy, come in the bathroom now!  I peed on my monster finger and it is stuck on my real finger.  Come get it off my hand.

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Sweet Dreams Little Chicken

Me:  Eli your teacher wrote in your notebook you were making weird noises in class?

Eli:  Yes Mommy, sometimes I make chicken noises while she is talking.

Me:  Quit clucking while she is talking.  Go sit in your time out chair.