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Me:  Eli, your homework is to draw any picture and write a sentence.

Eli:  I am going to draw a picture of you, me and Daddy at sunset.

15 minutes later…

Eli:  Look Mommy.

Me:  Wow just beautiful.  Why is my chest area abnormally large and I am not wearing a shirt?

(This is obvious from the gigantic nipples he has drawn on the stick figure boobs).

Eli:  That is so the teacher will know it is you.

Me:  Hummm…I do wear a shirt daily.  How about drawing a shirt on me?

Eli:  Okay Mommy.  You can pick the color and maybe the teacher will know it is you.