Me: Eli, your homework is to draw any picture and write a sentence.
Eli: I am going to draw a picture of you, me and Daddy at sunset.
15 minutes later…
Eli: Look Mommy.
Me: Wow just beautiful. Why is my chest area abnormally large and I am not wearing a shirt?
(This is obvious from the gigantic nipples he has drawn on the stick figure boobs).
Eli: That is so the teacher will know it is you.
Me: Hummm…I do wear a shirt daily. How about drawing a shirt on me?
Eli: Okay Mommy. You can pick the color and maybe the teacher will know it is you.