Eli: Mommy I am so excited to give you the birthday present I drew for you!
Eli: It’s a RedBull and cigarette. I was going to draw a glass of wine with it but you only drank when you were young and pretty. Didn’t want to make you feel bad.
Me: Well, thank you. I do like other things too.
Eli: I know you love me and daddy and the dogs but that is just too much to draw.
Me: You put a great deal of work and thinking into this one.
Eli: I call it “Birthday Addictions” and signed it saying you are the best mom in the world.