Friday, March 13, 2015

Back to You

Me:  Eli, I got you some new clothes.  Wear this for picture day.

Eli:  Nice, Mommy.  I can't decide if I want to be a business man or a TV Anchor.

Me:  Well the jacket does look professional.

Eli:  I need a microphone please.

Me:  I'm ready.

Eli:  In today's news there will be no snow because it is Spring.  A baby was killed by a teenager.  Back to you.

Me:  What?

Eli:  That is all they talk about on the news, Mommy.  It is about the weather and then tons of bad stuff.