Monday, November 5, 2012

My Friend Bleach

Eli:  Mommy come in here.  I just pooped in the sink.

Me:  WHAT?  Why are you standing on the bathroom counter?

Eli:  Mommy, I just wanted to see what my booty hole looked like and was looking at it in in the mirror.

Me:  How did the poop get in the sink?

Eli:  I forgot to wipe and it fell out.

Me:  Wipe after you go potty and no more standing on the bathroom counter.  Use the full-length mirror if you insist on investigating your fanny.

Eli:  It's really cool Mommy.  Look.

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