Eli: Mommy come in here. I just pooped in the sink.
Me: WHAT? Why are you standing on the bathroom counter?
Eli: Mommy, I just wanted to see what my booty hole looked like and was looking at it in in the mirror.
Me: How did the poop get in the sink?
Eli: I forgot to wipe and it fell out.
Me: Wipe after you go potty and no more standing on the bathroom counter. Use the full-length mirror if you insist on investigating your fanny.
Eli: It's really cool Mommy. Look.