Tuesday, September 15, 2015

That is so Granny Panties

Me:  Got a call from your teacher today.

Eli:  Oh I know.

Me:  You want to explain this one to me?

Eli:  Well these other two kids were telling me they had two couches and a gumball machine in their classroom.  It sounded so cool Mommy.  

Me:  Uh – huh

Eli:  And when they asked me about my classroom I said, "It's just a granny panties classroom." She heard me.

Me:  Yes she was offended and said she didn't want her classroom to be described as "Granny Panties".

Eli:  Well it is just plain boring.

Me:  Apologize so we can make it through this school year.

Friday, March 13, 2015

Back to You

Me:  Eli, I got you some new clothes.  Wear this for picture day.

Eli:  Nice, Mommy.  I can't decide if I want to be a business man or a TV Anchor.

Me:  Well the jacket does look professional.

Eli:  I need a microphone please.

Me:  I'm ready.

Eli:  In today's news there will be no snow because it is Spring.  A baby was killed by a teenager.  Back to you.

Me:  What?

Eli:  That is all they talk about on the news, Mommy.  It is about the weather and then tons of bad stuff.