Me: Got a call from your teacher today.
Eli: Oh I know.
Me: You want to explain this one to me?
Eli: Well these other two kids were telling me they had two couches and a gumball machine in their classroom. It sounded so cool Mommy.
Me: Uh – huh
Eli: And when they asked me about my classroom I said, "It's just a granny panties classroom." She heard me.
Me: Yes she was offended and said she didn't want her classroom to be described as "Granny Panties".
Eli: Well it is just plain boring.
Me: Apologize so we can make it through this school year.