Eli: Mommy I have a man chest now and man nibbles.
Eli: I have man nibbles.
Me: They are called "nipples".
Eli: Will I have milk come out of my man nibbles?
Me: What? No. Where do you get this stuff?
Eli: Cows have milk come out of their cow nibbles.
Me: Promise that men don't have milk come out of their nipples.