Me: Well how was the first day at your new school?
Eli: Lunch was awesome and then I met some bullies. They let me on their team and then kicked me off their team. The girls let me on their team. I played with them. They were really nice but kept telling me what to do all the time.
Me: Keep up the good work. It will pay off in about 10 years.
Eli: Mommy, I am sexy and I know it.