Tuesday, November 20, 2012

The Price of Admission

Me:  Eli, you are going to try out your new private school today.  You will be there for 3 hours.

Eli:  Mommy, I am so excited.

Me:  You can’t walk in there and sing "I'm sexy and I know it".  You also need to go to the bathroom if you need to pass gas.  Your farts seem to turn into poop these days.

Eli:  What if I dance like this?

Me:  No, they do not want to see you spank your fanny or do the sprinkler dance.

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