Me:  Eli, you are going to try out your new private school today.
 You will be there for 3 hours.
Eli:  Mommy, I am so excited.
Me:  You can’t walk in there and sing "I'm sexy and I know
it".  You also need to go to the bathroom if you need to pass gas.
 Your farts seem to turn into poop these days. 
Eli:  What if I dance like this?
Me:
 No, they do not want to see you spank your fanny or do the sprinkler
dance.

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