Saturday, January 25, 2014

Happy Birthday to Me

Eli:  Mommy for your birthday, I am going to be nice to you all day.

Me:  Well that is one nice gift.

Eli:  I also promise not to ask about who is my "real" mother either.

Me:  You have seen the pictures of me with YOU in my belly.

Eli:  I won't talk about how your butt feels like a wet diaper.

Me:  Let's just go with being nice to me all day.

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