Eli: Mommy I had lunch with my teacher today?
Me: Did you let her eat?
Eli: It was just me and her.
Me: Hummm…what did y’all talk about?
Eli: I told her about the lemonade?
Me: What lemonade?
Eli: You know Mommy when we went to the restaurant and I accidentally drank Daddy’s drink that had alcohol in it?
Me: It was a sip.
Eli: Told her it was the first time I got drunk and I liked it.