Teacher: Mrs. Kurtz this is the school.
Me: What’s going on?
Teacher: Eli got in trouble today and had to meet with the principal.
Teacher: Eli hacked into another student’s email and sent inappropriate emails.
Me: How inappropriate?
Teacher: They said “You can’t hide. I am watching you”.
Me: I see. Hacked?
Teacher: Username and password.
Me: (Would be so impressed if this was code) Well, that’s not good.
Teacher: He will not be allowed to use email for the month of May.
Me: Fair enough.
Teacher: He also couldn’t get through his math test because he was crying because of the emails.
Me: Yep, sounds about right.
Teacher: He said his stomach hurt because you gave him bad pizza last night.
Teacher: Asked the nurse to check on him and she said he is just sad and wants to come home.
Me: Home will be a sad place as well.