(The nurse had already called and told me about the bus incident).
Eli: Mommy this was the worst day ever.
Me: What happened?
Eli: Well I was on the bus telling "Mark" that I was happy Daddy was out of town because you would fix me pizza.
Eli: And then he said that his mother makes the best chili and asked me if you cooked chili.
Eli: I told him that you made it last week and you were the best cook.
Me: Thank you.
Eli: Then he said his mother could make better chili. I told him you made better chili and spaghetti.
Eli: He said his mommy was a better cook than you and wouldn't stop talking about it.
Eli: I called him a chili moron.
Me: This is a pretty heated discussion over chili.
Eli: Then he got mad at me. He had a sack lunch and it had an apple in the bottom of the bag and he used it to punch me in the face.
Me: Wow. This was all over who cooked the best chili? Well I am proud of you that you didn't hit him back. You can't get kicked off another bus again.
Eli: Oh I totally shoved him up against the wall Mommy. They didn't see that part.