Eli: Why aren't you wearing pants?
Mrs. Boss: I have a bathing suit under my tunic.
Eli: Mommy, she looks like she is just wearing panties.
Mrs. Boss: Would you like something to drink?
Eli: I need to drink out of a pirate cup.
Mrs. Boss: I have a silver challis.
Eli: It needs to be filled with rum.
Mr. Boss: Eli do you like to sail?
Eli: You need to make my Daddy the Manager.
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