Thursday, September 25, 2014

On the Sailboat with Daddy’s New Boss and His Wife

Eli:  Why aren't you wearing pants?

Mrs. Boss:  I have a bathing suit under my tunic.

Eli:  Mommy, she looks like she is just wearing panties.

Mrs. Boss:  Would you like something to drink?

Eli:  I need to drink out of a pirate cup.

Mrs. Boss:  I have a silver challis.

Eli:  It needs to be filled with rum.

Mr. Boss:  Eli do you like to sail?

Eli:  You need to make my Daddy the Manager.

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