Me: How was school? Did you make any new friends?
Eli: I made a new friend on the bus. He showed me how to
do this with my middle finger.
Me: He showed you how to shoot a bird…lovely.
Eli: He also said to say "Fut you" when you show
people your middle finger.
Me: Hummm, interesting. It's not "Fut" and I am
not telling you the correct word.
Eli: I showed my middle finger to all my friends at school
today.
Me: No more "Futs", no more fingers. Grown
adults get in fist-fights over this because it the worst thing you can do or
say.
Eli: Really? Well my friend said he showed his finger and said
"fut you" to the man who ran over his dog.
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