Me: How was the girl bully today?
Me: Did y'all talk and work things out?
Me: Then how did you work it out?
Eli: Mommy, I have people working for me?
Me: Um, what?
Eli: I have people who do the work for me. I don't have to do or say anything to her. They do it for me.
Me: This is not going to work little Godfather.
Eli: My best worker failed first grade.
Me: No. You are going to stop these shenanigans right now.
Eli: It's just a gang Mommy.