Me: How was school today?
Eli: I got lots of friends now and the girls really like me. One of them doesn't like me though.
Me: What did you do?
Eli: I was trying to talk to her and I said "But" but she thought I called her a "Butt". She said she wasn't talking to me anymore and then I said "But" and she thought I called her a "Butt" again.
Me: Welcome to the world of girls.