Eli: Mommy who is the best boy in the whole wide world?
Me: Hummmm…Who is the best Mommy in the whole wide world?
Eli: Jake, Ben and Joe's Mommy.
Me: Oh Aunt Lee Lee is number one. Then who is number two?
Eli: The Mommy of Jesus.
Me: Okay I can't compete with that one. Who is number three?
Me: Can I at least make it in the top five?
Eli: Fourth is that woman who owned my old daycare.
Me: Mrs. Tatum? Not sure I want to know who number five is now.
Eli: I will let you be number five Mommy. You are at the bottom of my list.