Eli: Mommy, I have some good news and bad news this morning.
Me: Okay…
Eli: The good news is I got myself dressed super fast.
When Daddy came in the room, he thought I was still asleep. I
jumped out of the bed and yelled, “Who’s the boss now!”
Me: Great news.
Eli: And, now the bad news.
Me: Yes, this is the part I have been waiting for.
Eli: Well I didn’t want Daddy to see me so I peed in the
trashcan.
Me: What?
Eli: He would see me if I ran to the bathroom so I just peed in
the trashcan behind my door.
Me: You lost your boss status.
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