Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Being Boss

Eli:  Mommy, I have some good news and bad news this morning.

Me:  Okay…

Eli:  The good news is I got myself dressed super fast.  When Daddy came in the room, he thought I was still asleep.  I jumped out of the bed and yelled, “Who’s the boss now!”

Me:  Great news.

Eli:  And, now the bad news.  

Me:  Yes, this is the part I have been waiting for.

Eli:  Well I didn’t want Daddy to see me so I peed in the trashcan.

Me:  What?

Eli:  He would see me if I ran to the bathroom so I just peed in the trashcan behind my door.

Me:  You lost your boss status.

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