Eli: Mommy I have something to tell you.
Me: Okay…
Eli: I haven't wiped my butt since December.
Me: Oh my gosh. You have to wipe after you go poop.
You are going to get itchy butt.
Eli: Nope. Hasn't happened.
Me: Well you are going to get stains in your underwear and be
the boy who smells like poo at school.
Eli: Nope. Hasn't happened.
Me: Okay…well you are going to get…worms…big fat worms.
Eli:
I better wipe my butt then.
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