To Have and to Hold

Me:  Eli, when we get home you are going straight to bed because it is past your bedtime.

Eli:  I want to go to the bookstore.

Daddy:  Eli, Mommy doesn't want to go to the bookstore and you are going to bed.

Eli:  You should have married that other woman.

Me:  What?

Eli:  Daddy should have married that other woman because she would have let me go to the bookstore.