Eli: Daddy, we made a dreamcatcher today.
Daddy: That's interesting.
Eli: We need to go home right now and watch an R rated movie.
Daddy: What son?
Eli: Daddy I can watch R rated movies and the dreamcatcher will catch my nightmares for me.
Later that morning at 4:00 am…
Eli: I had a nightmare and didn't even get to watch an R rated movie. This dreamcatcher sucks.