Eli: Mommy you got me in trouble today at school!
Me: What did I do?
Eli: You put these jeans on me this morning and they said I can't wear them at a Christian school.
Me: Honey I thought I put all of your death/skeleton/pirate wear on the other side of the closet.
Eli: Well you must have accidentally grabbed the wrong pants Mommy.
Me: Will move your devil britches to the appropriate corner.