Me: Eli, I got you some new clothes. Wear this for picture
day.
Eli: Nice, Mommy. I can't decide if I want to be a
business man or a TV Anchor.
Me: Well the jacket does look professional.
Eli: I need a microphone please.
Me: I'm ready.
Eli: In today's news there will be no snow because it is Spring.
A baby was killed by a teenager. Back to you.
Me: What?
Eli: That is all they talk about on the news, Mommy. It is
about the weather and then tons of bad stuff.
